As we bid adieu to summer, I'd like to show you this inflatable Iceberg.™ You climb up one side and slide down the other. The manufacturer, Aviva Sports, calls it “the Mount Everest of water inflatables.” Actually, Mount Everest is not an iceberg, but now who's being nitpicky.
Maybe it's just me, but there's something so hilariously sad about the tanned, sexy swimmers clambering up the inflatable iceberg. There's a snarky statement to be made here about global warming, melting polar ice caps, and frivolous humans, but I'm fresh out of snark. Oh wait, no I'm not. What it really needs are some fake polar bears. Maybe an inflatable Titanic.
Anyway, the Iceberg™ is yours for six thousand bucks. On sale from eleven thousand.