Linda Immediato

Happy Trails

It was high noon and the horses were saddled up and ready to go. The sun was blistering overhead. My horse was named Hidalgo, after the one Viggo Mortensen rode in the movie based on the tall tale of a real-life 19th-century mustang rider who claimed to have competed in......

No-Escape Best Looting On the Eve of Destruction

If the world was gonna end, I wouldn’t stay in Los Angeles. I’d do what any gal in her almost-right mind would do: kidnap George Clooney, hijack a plane to Cape Canaveral, steal the space shuttle, go into orbit, say “sayonara” to spaceship Earth, and hope to be discovered by......

Best Pet Love for Pound Pups

I saved Billie, my new border collie mix, from death row. It was late on a Friday night, but there was no way I was leaving her behind. She had lost about 15 pounds in the month she’d been at the shelter, and, eager to feed her, I picked up......

Into the Slabs

Vincent D’Onofrio’s creepy plastic nose is pretty much all I remember from the movie The Salton Sea, even more so than Val Kilmer’s scene chewing. That nose keeps popping into my head as my boyfriend and I make our way across the desert from our friend’s cozy house in Twentynine......
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All Hail the Cheese

Iwas supposed to meet Kennedy somewhere colorful to talk about his latest release, Kennedy for President (Atlantic), someplace befitting his glittery persona. I...

Hey, Smarty Pants

On the outskirts of Silver Lake, on a desolate stretch of nothingness, sits Rudolpho’s Bar & Grill. From Riverside Drive, alongside the 5 freeway, Rudolpho’s looks like a blank cement façade. But its good side faces Fletcher Drive, and from there you can see an explosion of plants on the......
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Calling All Label Whores: Intermix opening in LA

Kitson is about to get some fierce competition... Intermix, the über popular NYC fashion boutique has announced it will open its first West Coast shop on Wednesday, September 26th (despite what you may have heard from Daily Candy). When I lived in NYC, Intermix was THE place to go for......
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Tokyo Hardcore Starring Davey Havok and Jeffree Star

No, it's not the name of some Japanese bukkake film, Tokyo Hardcore, is a series of clips presented by Tarina Tarantino to launch her latest collection. Tokyo Hardcore the jewelry line was inspired by her first trip to Japan—lots of crystals, sparkle, and neon colors of the Tokyo skyline. Tarantino's......

Exiles On Main Street

The hookers downtown don’t look anything like they do in movies. No fishnets or pushup bras. They are in their 50s and 60s and look like little grandmas — which is why they’ve become known as the abuelas. They dress like secretaries and keep bankers’ hours, working days to cash......
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Chapped…Nipples?

Hey it happens. I guess. Agent Provocateur's got your areolas covered with their nipple balm, called Titillation. The "nipple refresher" also comes with a lip plumper for those "high traffic areas." But you might want to consider taking it easy with those nipple clamps... $40, available at Bloomingdales, www.agentprovocateur.com......