Of popular music's enduring phenomena, the Miami rapper Pitbull is the most surprising. Seemingly hated by everyone, Pitbull only grows more ubiquitous.
If you've watched even one NBA playoff game on ESPN or ABC, you've doubtless heard Shitbull's customized version of “Timber” as the stations cut to commercial. And if you're planning on watching any World Cup coverage, you're sure to hear “We Are One (Ole Ola),” his collaboration with J-Lo.
But more startling than his ever-rising zenith is the fact that he's only 33. Look at Shitbull; dude looks old. He's bald. He has forehead creases. He scowls a lot. He's perpetually dressed in monochromatic formalwear. He looks to be at least 43, if not 53.
The true test of how old Shitbull looks, however, is to compare his visage to those of other celebrities born in 1981. Here are 7:
7. Beyonce Knowles
If Shitbull were in that elevator, he would have had Jay Z's back!
6. Justin Timberlake
The ex-boy-bander is extremely lucky that Jessica Biel didn't meet Shitbull first.
2. Josh Gad Shitbull eats tubby Jonah Hill wannabes for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
1. Natalie Portman Is thought to be secretly pining for Shitbull to replace Chris Helmsworth in the next Thor sequel. Like us on Facebook at LAWeeklyMusic @laweeklymusic Follow Mike Seely on Twitter @mdseely