Oh, wow, bummer, I just found out I missed the event of the century. Don't you hate it when you miss a celebration of such massive import?

If anyone wants to take me up on my suggestion in this post's headline you can email any documentary evidence to me c/o this here BLOG. Or, better yet, make a fawning YouTube style video to your moment of fecal glory.

A reminder of how special this will make you feel, as quoted verbatim from the Diddy's viddy:

If you are what you say you are,

A superstar

Gonna have no fear

The crowd is here

LA Weekly