Would you ever have sex with a Laker Girl?

There are a lot of really hot Laker Girls I could get down with, but there would be a few conditions that would be necessary for this to happen:

First, I would insist she do it in her cheerleading outfit or else… what is the point?

Second, she must serenade me with some custom cheers.

Third, I would like some crazy acrobatics to be incorporated into our sexual experience. Like…she should do a cheer, maybe throw me up in the air, and have me land on her face.

You know what I mean. I want to really feel like I was with a cheerleader, or else this would be a total waste of time!


Simon Howden.

LA Weekly