Dear Joanna,

I read about a chick who was born with 2 vaginas. Would that be totally awesome or totally awful?

I think that sounds like a lot to handle. I would probably have to pee twice as much as I do now, and that would take up a lot of time in a day. It also sounds really exhausting to masturbate. I think I am fine with one vagina. I would definitely need to get an assistant if I had 2. 

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