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Jon Alain Guzik

20 New Designer Dogs

Boxerdoodle — Boxer/Poodle Cairnoodle — Cairn Terrier/Poodle Cockapoo — Cocker Spaniel/Poodle Doodleman Pinscher — Doberman/Standard Poodle Eskapoo — American Eskimo Dog/Poodle Labradoodle — Labrador Retriever/Poodle Malti-Pom — Maltese/Pomeranian Peek-A-Pom — Pekingese/Pomeranian Pekepoo — Pekingese/Poodle Pomchi — Pomeranian/Chihuahua Pomapoo — Pomeranian/Poodle Puggle — Pug/Beagle Pugapoo — Pug/Poodle Saint Berdoodle — Saint......

10 Expressions…

His Nobs — Cribbage Bearing Off — Backgammon Muggins — Cribbage Double Belly-Buster Straight — Poker Crapette — Solitaire Anaconda — Poker Buck Euchre or Dirty Clubs — Euchre Hungarian Tarokk — European Card Game Teen Pathi — Indian Card Game Zheng Shangyou — Chinese Card Game......

Top ad hoc appellations

Ace, chief, dog, slim, bro, broham, man, pal, dude, sir, ma’am, sweetie, garçon, sugar, miss, mother, honey, baby, darling, coffee, waitress, Sir, SIR!!!, Susan, Maurice, Sally, weren’t you on Boston Legal last week?......

C'mon, Dodgers, WTF?

The Dodgers have sucked since 1988, but they may suck just a little less this season. Paul DePodesta’s love of Sabermetrics — which is baseball ruled by numbers and odd statistics — almost ruined our beloved team for good last year. There’s been a slight recovery recently, as general manager......

6 Highs and Lows of American Automobilia

Two thousand five was an odd year for the auto industry. Here are some of the pivotal highlights and low lights, good signs and bad, which in this world are sometimes all the same thing. The Fall of the SUV The long-predicted death of the SUV may have arrived. Gas......

9 Reasons to Get On the Clippers Bandwagon

The Clippers made a surprise bolt out of the gate this season to take the top spot in the Pacific Division. A brief cold streak on the road and some nagging injuries let the Suns edge them out, but with the Lakers, yet again, falling on hard times, it looks......
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C’mon, Dodgers, WTF?

The Dodgers have sucked since 1988, but they may suck just a little less this season. Paul DePodesta’s love of Sabermetrics — which is baseball ruled by numbers and odd statistics — almost ruined our beloved team for good last year. There’s been a slight recovery recently, as general manager......

6 Highs and Lows of American Automobilia

Two thousand five was an odd year for the auto industry. Here are some of the pivotal highlights and low lights, good signs and bad, which in this world are sometimes all the same thing. The Fall of the SUV The long-predicted death of the SUV may have arrived. Gas......

9 Reasons To Get on the Clippers Bandwagon

Illustration by J.T. SteinyThe Clippers made a surprise bolt out of the gate this season to take the top spot in the Pacific Division. A brief cold streak on the road and some nagging injuries let the Suns edge them out, but with the Lakers, yet again, falling on hard......

The Big Red One

I’m sitting on a slab of cold concrete in the middle of what I think is a wheat field. The wind picks up a little and I am cold, it being early November. My shoes are caked with red dirt, and I start to sneeze. To my left is a......