Hello internet users. In about 10 minutes I will be co-DJing with my friend Brian Long on his long-running internet radio show Infinite Eargasm. That is 2pm-4pm EDT, 11am-1pm Pacific. I have just drunk a single glass of red wine and am such a lightweight that the world is starting to spin just a tad slower than it usually does. In other words, this show could be extremely entertaining.

You can hear us by clicking here and then clicking somewhere else on that page. (It's the internet, lots of clicking!)

I expect to be, erm, spinning an admixture of contemporary classical music, old obscure hardcore tracks, and various other sad sad songs — the emphasis being the flow between them, how to get from point A to point Z.

I'll try to post a playlist in this space after we're done DJing.