Coke au Vin. Spotted Dick Cheney with Condoleeza Rice. Phlègm Brûlée. Ted Nougat. Elderly Berry Crumble. Hushed Puppies. Risottomayor.

Your newest food-based Twitter meme, #failedmenuitems, has arrived. Now, if only we could put Tila Tequila on that list. Have at it, you crazy pun-dits.

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