From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.

Surprise, surprise: Cops

Bust Willie Nelson for weed.

Spiderman's epic Fail.

All the news fit to blog: Portishead To Curate & Perform At ATP, Ray Davies Cancels Tour Due to Medical Issues, David Lynch Releases Single, U2's 'Spider-Man' Stumbles on Opening Night, and Willie Nelson Arrested After Pot Found on Tour Bus.

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Portishead To Curate & Perform At ATP's 'I'll Be Your Mirror' Event

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Ray Davies Cancels Tour Due to Medical Issues

The Kathleen Hanna Benefit Project Show & Documentary…

David Lynch Releases Single

Nicki Minaj Opens Up on Childhood Abuse, Sexuality

U2's 'Spider-Man' Stumbles on Opening Night

Willie Nelson Arrested After Pot Found on Tour Bus

Willie and weed! Who'd have guessed?

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