The day after Halloween and you're still hungry for ghoulish fun. Thank Lili Barsha, mistress of “L.A.'s longest running Halloween macabaret” for Haunted Cabaret 15. The show runs twice on Halloween and also twice the day after. Says Barsha, “This year, I'm in negotiations with the ghost of Michael Jackson to see if he'll make an appearance on The Too Late Show…. My pitch is, This is it, too!  Then some production staff idiot suggested offering Propofol Jello Shots and scared him away. There will be no Propofol, but there will be Grape Shoju Jello Shooters and a Halloween-themed menu including vegetarian delights. Highlights include Mario Martinez as my co-host, Dead McMahon, and newcomers Sissy Debut, as Queen of the Warlocks and Mable Sugar, channeling Mae West. There will be brand new dances, my outrageously brave rap version of Pirate Jenny, and as ever, special guest stars including Marlon Brando via satellite – with no delay! There will be a Moonwalk Competition for Monsters and the psychic in me is confident that the King of Pop will be there to officiate.”

Sat., Oct. 31, 8:30 & 11:30 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 1, 8 & 10 p.m., 2009

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