Where does one go for variety-type entertainment on a Monday night? Marty and Elayne are still doing their schtick at the Dresden Room, but let's face it — they've never been good and never will. So, thank the gays for bringing us The Village Variety Pack. Head gays Dennis Hensley and Michael Anthony bring an entertaining mélange of comics, singers, talkers and more.

Mon., Oct. 12, 8 p.m.; Mon., Oct. 26, 8 p.m.; Mon., Nov. 9, 8 p.m.; Mon., Nov. 23, 8 p.m.; Mon., Dec. 7, 8 p.m.; Mon., Dec. 21, 8 p.m., 2009

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