This is what it's like at a Beer Pong tournament. (You can read about it in our A Considerable Town section.) These shots are from the Southern California Beer Pong Open in Fullerton. Lots of beer. Lots. I'm getting drunk just looking at them.

Grabbing some mannequin butt

Grabbing some mannequin butt

She came along to support these bitches. Which bitches?

She came along to support these bitches. Which bitches?

These bitches!

These bitches!

Two cups, one girl.

Two cups, one girl.

Two cups, two knees.

Two cups, two knees.

This is what the tournament looks like for the most part.

This is what the tournament looks like for the most part.

This guy was SO angry! Kept heckling his opponents. What's going on with his teammate at his back? You don't want to know.

This guy was SO angry! Kept heckling his opponents. What's going on with his teammate at his back? You don't want to know.

These were the guys being heckled by the angry dude. It didn't matter. Cuz, he's "kind of a big deal."

These were the guys being heckled by the angry dude. It didn't matter. Cuz, he's “kind of a big deal.”

Read closely. Lots of classy names on the list.

Read closely. Lots of classy names on the list.

Yes, these are Starbucks cups. No, Starbucks did NOT sponsor this event. The cups were just there.

Yes, these are Starbucks cups. No, Starbucks did NOT sponsor this event. The cups were just there.

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