Ace, chief, dog, slim, bro, broham, man, pal, dude, sir, ma’am, sweetie, garçon, sugar, miss, mother, honey, baby, darling, coffee, waitress, Sir, SIR!!!, Susan, Maurice, Sally, weren’t you on Boston Legal last week?

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