Tanja M. LadenMen With Meat Names is an ad-hoc website that lists, you guessed it, men with meat names. We compiled the ten best into one, easy-to-read top-10 list for your reading (or is tasting?) enjoyment. Are the photos a bit large? Sure they are, but you don't want to see tiny thumbprint shots of these guys, do you? As for the order, that was our call, but when you get to number one, just remember where you are and what starts on October 26th. Bon appétit and turn the page.
10. T Bone Burnett: Musician, songwriter and producer.
9. Chuck Norris: Martial artist and actor.
Chuck Norris, 1976; Credit: Alan Light
8. Angus Young: Songwriter, lead guitarist and co-founder of AC/DC.
Angus Young live with AC/DC on November 23, 2008 in St. Paul, MN; Credit: Matt Becker
7. Neil Hamburger: Fictional comic character played by comedian and musician Gregg Turkington.
Gregg Turkington as Neil Hamburger at the Blackbird in Portland, OR; Credit: Danny Norton
6. Joseph Bologna: Actor.
Joseph Bologna; Credit: Men With Meat Names
5. Wally Lamb: Author.
Wally Lamb; Credit: Men With Meat Names
4. Kevin Bacon: Actor.
Kevin Bacon at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, January 23, 2010; Credit: Thomas Attila Lewis
3. Meat Loaf: Musician and actor.
Meat Loaf; Credit: Christopher Simon
2. Jon Hamm: Actor.
Jon Hamm; Credit: Rachel Sklar
1. Kobe Bryant: Professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Kobe Bryant holds up the Larry O'Brien Trophy at the championship parade of the 2009 NBA Champions Los Angeles Lakers; Credit: pic.chick14
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