A few Sonics syllogisms for you:

LA is the birthplace of go go dancing

The Sonics make music for go go dancing

Therefore: There better be some fucking go go dancing at the Echoplex tonight.

I have love

You need lovin'

Therefore: I'll travel

I like things that are good.

Strychnine is good.

Therefore: I like the flavor of straight strychnine

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