I've got a lot to share and only a short amount of time to ejaculate it all so here we go.

  • Having trouble finding a place to keep your sex toys out of roommate's/child's/creepy neighbor's reach? Burning Angel's Joanna Angel shares her top 5 favorite places to store her sexcessories:

    1. Glove compartment

    2. That big pocket book that's kinda like a black hole

    3. In between the couch cushions

    4. The nightstand

    5. Inside your vagina

    There. Problem solved. You're welcome.

    Dr. Ava Cadell

    Dr. Ava Cadell

  • Ever wondered how to keep your cock healthy but don't feel like exercising? Well you don't have to get up to get it up, so sex therapist and certified Loveologist Dr. Ava Cadell has four tips to keep your penis as perfect as possible:

    1. Average three erections and two orgasms per week in order to make sure your penis is getting the oxygen it needs. (EDITOR'S NOTE: Sounds like a lot of hard work. See what I did there?

    2. Get enough sleep, relax and reduce your stress level.

    3. Eat vegetables, drink plenty of water and reduce your fat intake.

    4. Exercise regularly! (EDITOR'S NOTE: Wii Fit. Get one.)

  • And when porn superstar Lisa Ann isn't horizontal or wearing that itchy Sarah Palin wig – she's filming “Who's Nailin' Paylin 2” for Hustler while you're reading this and/or breathing heavy – she thoroughly enjoys being single. What's her favorite part of living without attached strings/penises?

    “Freedom and independence! I can come and go, travel even last minute, and have my home and life just the way I want them. Plus my Tivo is full of my shows and I can have boys over whenever I want.”

Lisa Ann

Lisa Ann

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