Though neither are particularly even a little bit country nor rock & roll as they'd lead us to believe, Donny and Marie are what many people think of when they think of the wholesome entertainment we've known since we were in footie pajamas. With nary a dot of dysfunction or scandal tainting the giant singing and dancing Mormon family tree, the Osmonds are indeed the Wonder Bread of showbiz – and that's all right. For Donny & Marie: Christmas in Los Angeles, expect tinsely productions numbers, aw-shucks bro-sis comic ribbing and really, really great teeth.The Pantages Theatre, 6233 Hollywood Blvd., Hlywd.; Dec. 4-23. Tues.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sat, 2 p.m.; Sun., 1 p.m.; $25-$128. (800) 982-2787.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Saturdays, 2 p.m.; Sundays, 1 p.m. Starts: Dec. 4. Continues through Dec. 23, 2012

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