Sam PhillipsI'm pseudo-famous for being the only chick who's publically admitted she's banged more than 500 guys. To be completely honest, these last few years have been pretty active for me since breaking up with my asshole-ex, so let's just round it up to the next big number and make it an even 600.
You cannot bang as many guys as I have and not put out on the first date. I am a big fan of this practice because I don't get out much. When I do go on a date that means you've been prescreened and preselected, and I already know I want to sleep with you. Hopefully that night. For me it's a must and I strongly encourage every young woman I meet to do the same. I think it's very important to sample the goods before you commit to purchasing the big-ticket item.
There is a double standard when it comes to the sexes. Guys who fuck on the first date are considered studs but girls who do the same are sluts. It's funny, I recently asked a guy friend of mine (coincidentally named Guy) how he felt about a chick that put out on the first date, and he responded, “Oh that's cool, but I'd never call her again.” Not untypical, but of course he would have no problem banging her that one time.
Guys like Guy expect that we want a call the next day, but who's to say that all of us do? Personally, I'm secure enough that if I never speak to you again after we fuck, it's OK. It just means it didn't work out – on to the next!
Some women have expectations of a relationship beyond what with all intent and purpose is a one-night stand, and that's their mistake. Others are like men, driven on a sexual level without the need for intimacy beyond the act.
If you ever come across a chick like me, guys, you are a lucky son of a bitch. All of my long-term relationships were born from doing it the first night, and not one of those men judged me for it because they felt the same way.
Us girls, we know within the first 5 minutes of meeting if we want to fuck you, and I say why wait? Just because a chick is comfortable with her sexuality doesn't mean she's not a good candidate to take home to mom. If you're both attracted to each other wouldn't you rather know up front if you're sexually compatible?
There was one time I followed the “rules” and waited until I got to know the guy before we banged. A bad move that ultimately reinforced my beliefs. A month later when we finally took it to the bedroom, I was about to stick his penis in my mouth for the first time when I realized I was face-to-face with a crazy looking cock whose tip looked like a hammerhead shark.
As shocked as I was, it didn't stop me from performing the act because I'm not rude, but I certainly wasn't looking to repeat the performance. Had I banged him that first night though, I wouldn't have gotten emotionally involved or spent the time getting to know him on that level.
There's nothing worse than buyer's remorse. I prefer to know up front what I'm spending my money on.
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