Hundreds of thousands (millions? we hope not) of young women around the world starve themselves every day with dreams of becoming a professional model and one day perhaps walking down the runway during Paris fashion week wearing a glamorous designer concoction.

And then there's Beth Ditto.

She's the poster lady for Large and In Charge and is one of our favorite vocalists and stage performers, like, ever.

Well, none other than Jean Paul Gaultier (he of the iconic Madonna bustiers and perfume bottles you can kinkily fondle) agrees.

Behold Beth Ditto, runway model, at the Gaultier show this week. And fuck all those “Plus Size models are in” trend pieces: Beth rocks it as hard and sexy as the Venus of Willendorf, the OG object of desire:

Beth Ditto: Goddess; Credit: Reuters

Beth Ditto: Goddess; Credit: Reuters

Beth Ditto: Goddess; Credit: Reuters

Beth Ditto: Goddess; Credit: Reuters

Muse and Artist(e); Credit: Reuters

Muse and Artist(e); Credit: Reuters

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