I don't think I've ever had an orgasm just flat out standing straight up, and I think my fear of falling on the floor and knocking out a tooth is the saboteur. I've had a leg propped up on the edge of a table or bathtub, but never with both feet flat on the floor, and certainly not while wearing 4-inch heels. (No, I'm not a stripper.)

Did I mention that I wasn't going solo? Yes, there was a young man at the helm of that ship, and he certainly was navigating through the storm without much assistance from his right hand. (Pun intended…though I think he was a lefty.) Too bad the storm calmed down before all hands made it to deck.

Next time I'm going barefoot. With a mouth guard.

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