Ask not why the boob scarfed dog howls. He howls for thee. These boob scarves are made by Etsy seller BoobsRus. The scarves, she says, are “inspired by my own twins who have faithfully clung to me for support.”

Also available in a human mammary version. These puppies are customizable, too. With pink nipples or tan.

law logo2x bPink nipples.

Or tan…

"Soft and squishy, makes a great gift for a friend or yourself!" says the seller.

“Soft and squishy, makes a great gift for a friend or yourself!” says the seller.

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