Ladies, size matters. Let's not kid ourselves. We all know this to be true. And it doesn't just apply to diamonds, cars and houses. It also applies to the male genitalia.
My overall advice for guys big or small is finding the vagina that fits you. If you are feeling less than adequate it's because you've been banging a chick with a huge canal, bottom line. The smaller and tighter the pussy, the bigger you're going to feel inside it.
As I've already expressed, I love sucking cock and have become quite the master. In fact, a happy recipient sang my praises just this week. He said I was hands down, “The Queen of Oral.” Good news for you!
Chicks: The perfect blowjob ain't easy, and for some of you it'll always feel like a chore. (Different strokes for different chicks, right?) But here are some tips for getting as close to damn near perfect:
Sizing it Up: The way you orally manipulate a tinier, thin sized man-member is completely different then how you'd slurp on something big and thick.
- When there's a huge mass in your mouth you can use your cheeks and lips for close-range suction on the shaft, and you can also cool it down with a draw of air. Plus, the back of your throat can be used to undulate around the tip with slight pressure. Picture a snake digesting a mouse. That's you.
Lubing it Up: Regardless of a man's size, make sure your mouth and lips are lubricated.
Breathing it In: It's all about the breathing and not gagging (or worse, vomiting, which I have only done once drunk on red wine when I was getting my face fucked).
SIDENOTE: If you can handle this practice (i.e. face fucking) without puking, it's awesome.
There are several techniques you can use to help you respire while simultaneously sucking a guy off.
Swallowing it Up: I suck cock whenever possible. But swallowing semen is reserved for someone I'm dating or who has recently consumed a fruit basket.
There's more, way more, to tell you about pleasuring the pole. And that's why there will be a third installment of The Single Life's BJ Chronicles.
Missed the first? CLICK HERE!
Read Barbie Davenporte's Blowjob Basics for some more starter tips…and some no-no's to avoid.
When I'm done, a shake isn't the only thing your hands will be known for. See you next week!
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