Jacob KatelBy Jacob Katel
We all know that there are lots of ways to become immortalized at a massive outdoor music gathering like Ultra Music Festival. Say, dancing naked while getting arrested. But your momma would probably prefer if you were immortalized among the below ravers shaking their shit at Ultra 2013.
10. Twerk Au Natural
Dancing to: Major Lazer
When it's hot outside it's important to create a bit of air by staying in motion.
9. Harlem (Belly) Shake
Dancing to: Major Lazer
No joke — this dude literally had the 10,000-strong amphitheater audience screaming for him.
8. Balla' Rina
Dancing to: Benny Benassi
And if anybody ever talks shit about tutus again, please ask them politely to shut their mouths.
7. Global Village People
Dancing to: Laidback Luke
In the native Ultrarian culture, this dance causes bass to fall from the sky.
6. O Face
Dancing to: 12th Planet
Check out the dude on the right.
5. I See Wet People
Dancing to: Laidback Luke
No one on the site stayed on fire for very long.
4. Burqueños
Dancing to: Benny Benassi
This crew hails from the city of the Breaking Bad, and they party harder than a fresh batch of Heisenberg. One time for the Lobos landed up in the MIA.
3. EDM Fitness
Dancing to: Magda
With only ten reps of “soul house,” five sets of “trance lifts,” and 30 intense minutes of “air keys” a day, you too can achieve the ideal party body.
2. Hoop There It Is
Dancing to: Bingo Players
This might also have something to do with genies in bottles.
1. The First Lady Of Twerkistan
Dancing to: Major Lazer
United Nations recognition should be arriving shortly!
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