Sure, everybody and their aunt will tell you this and that and the other about Coachella 2011, but you know that @LAWeeklyMusic got you covered before, during, and now post-festival.

Here's the only post on the entire Interwebz that you need to relive the experience of Coachella 2011. You're welcome:

Day-by-Day Overviews:

Day 1: Coachella's GOODs, BADs and UGLYs

Day 2: Coachella's GOODs, BADs and UGLYs

Day 3: Coachella's GOODs, BADs and UGLYs

Music Reviews:

Day 1: Sleigh Bells Passes the Shazam Test

Day 1: Paul McCartney Spins with Afrojack. Usher Too.

Day 1: 5 Reasons Nosaj Thing May Be the Next Flying Lotus

Day 2: The Return of Zack De La Rocha

Day 2: Top 5 Dance Moves Witnessed During Arcade Fire (and How to Do Them Yourself!)

Day 3: Death from Above 1979 Drop a Party Bomb

Day 3: Kanye West Closes the Fest with Bangs and a Whimper

Besides the Music:

Same Festival, Polar Opposite Crowds

The Temps Go Up, the Clothes Come Off (Part Deux)

Woman Almost Falls Off Ferris Wheel at Coachella

This Year's Fashion on the Field

Top Ten Pick-Up Lines (So Far)

Coachella Heat: Temps Go Up, Clothes Come Off

Coachella: Desperate SWF Seeks Wristband

Coachella Security Includes RFID Tags, Grease

New Security Measures and Mainstage Whoops!

Coachella and the Myth of $10 Water

Slideshows:

Coachella 2011: Day Three with Kanye West, Death From Above 1979, The Strokes, Ratatat, The National, Duck Sauce and More

Coachella 2011: Day Two with Arcade Fire, Paul Van Dyk, The Kills, Broken Social Scene and More

Coachella 2011: Day One with Boys Noize, Kings of Leon, The Black Keys and More

Parties and VIPs:

CuriousJosh at Coachella: Friends and Lovers (NSFW)

Nightranger: Non-Stop Coachella Party Flaunt Magazine's Paul & Andre vs. DJ Harvey Party @ The Trousdale Estate

Coachella Party Report: Daytime Desert Debauchery at Mist, Lacoste L!ve, Vestal Village and The Ace Hotel

Coachella Party Report 2: After Dark Desert Debauchery at Oasis Beach Club and Neon Carnival

Coachella Pre-Party at Filter Yacht Club

BONUS:

Lina Lecaro's Coachella Do's and Don'ts

10 Fashion Combinations You Will Find this Year (and Every Year) at Coachella

Top 10 Bands to Do Drugs to at Coachella

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