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An Oxnard teacher just blew the mind of every schoolboy ever.

School officials in the Ventura County town put the woman on leave this week after receiving information that she might have, as rumor had it, actually moonlighted as a porn star.

Students reported the teacher as a possible adult video actress. But you know boys. Wishful thinking, right?

Well …

… Miss Thing might have actually done it.

She was not identified by Oxnard School District officials, who said she was put on paid administrative leave as they, uh, look into it.

The woman teaches seventh and eighth graders at Haydock Intermediate School, according to the Ventura County Star.

School seem to be taking the allegations more seriously after a few teachers said they found “information” online that confirmed what students were saying.

Could this have been hot, sweaty, pulsating “information.”

In fact the students' rumors were at first dismissed after administrators looked into it.

According to one broadcast report, the initial inquiry was stymied by … district computers' porn filters.

Really.

Anyway, some enterprising teachers appeared to have found a way around that (behold the technical wizardry!) and, on Friday, the woman was taken off-duty, district officials announced yesterday.

The district is concerned that students will look for said teacher's alleged performances via smartphones and other devices outside the campus.

You know what? Hell yes they will. Boys will be boys. And some teachers will just be legendary.

[Added at 3:49 p.m.]: Various outlets indicate the video in question is called “Sausage Pizza.” We, of course, Googled it and couldn't pinpoint any one alleged production, given the ubiquity of the pizza-delivery milieu in adult video (there are many DVDs out there with a similar title, and some even run in sequels). Feel free to search for yourself if you're over 18 and not, might we suggest, at work or in the presence of children.

Stacie.

Stacie.

[Added at 6:36 p.m.]: Several outlets and blogs are reporting that the woman in question is Stacie Halas. Someone even opened a Twitter account in her honor and to proclaim that …

Pornography is LEGAL in this country. The PARENTS need to become more active in their children's lives!

And …

I fully support the right for people to engage in LEGAL practices outside of their work place. If you agree with me, follow me!

Amen.

And, we found video related to said Halas. It's unusual in that (yes, she's hot, but) the actress in question isn't the fresh-off-the-bus 18-year-old-type you (notice how we said you) usually see as a porn industry rookie.

NSFW.

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