Who said, “Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion”? If you said “John Waters,” then you already have your ticket for John Waters at Largo. If your name is “John Waters,” you have very few career options, so you might as well grow a pencil-thin mustache, become a director-writer-actor and make outrageous social satires starring drag queens, porn stars and former prisoners, right? Waters brings his “one-man vaudeville act” to town to make fun of showbiz, the art world and even himself.

Wed., May 4, 8 p.m., 2011

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