Gendy AlimurungGood god almighty. Steampunk dildos?! As the lovely girl who sent me this link said, “Yes, you read that right.” And steampunk vibrators.
These babies are courtesy of one Lady Clankington, who invented the world's first steampunk sex toys. Oh wait, that would be, the world's first steampunk sex toys available for purchase. Who knows what you guys are making out there. Lady Clankington's vibrators and dildos are retro-futuristic, Neo-Victorian and hypoallergenic.
Yes, these “infernal devices” are for real.
No, she will not make a holster for your pre-existing dildo.
This is the “Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.” Of course it is.
This is the Little Death Ray. Clever!
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