These 100% stainless steel stilettos look a lot like the braces polio victims used to wear. I see these and think, “Run, Forrest, Run.” As if womens' footwear isn't painful enough. I mean, who designs these things? David Cronenberg? These sick little guys also come in a version with gold padlocks on the straps. They cost $350.

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