Re: What’s up?


You left your umbrella


Thanks for yesterday


Will it work out?


New movie award


Working hard lately?


I don’t even know


We work together


You left your jacket


Be all you can be


Still can’t find it?


Want the full story?


This should wake you up!


Fwd: your computer


Did I offend you?


Can’t believe I found you


Please don’t be angry


I want to see you again


Been searching long for you


Re: Please re-send this email


You’ll never learn


The case is closed


Ya know what I heard?


Why did you forget?


Fwd: The monthly get-together


 

 


And, for Good Measure, Most Straightforward Subject Heading:


You can get a larger penis


—Tom Christie

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