Women use their minds more than men when it comes to sex, which is one of the reasons why erotic literature is so popular among the ladies.

That's why I love sexy text messages — aka sext messages — which I consider impromptu erotica for today's 21st Century woman-on-the-go.

Hello class, welcome to Sexting 101.

Sexting is an art of the written form, so guys please don't send spontaneous photos of your abs and for the love of Pete keep your iPhone out of your pants. Refer to Diagram A.

Instead think of how William Shakespeare or even Christopher Pike (depending on your literary level) would have sexted his main squeeze. Refer to Diagram B.

Diagram B

Diagram B

Let us know you're horny by telling us what you want to do. Not by showing us your boner.

But for those of us who are a bit more visual…you might learn a thing or two from one our colleaguettes over at NakedCity. (Yeah I've seen her boobs. Jealous?)

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