If you've ever wanted to fuck a comedian (and who hasn't?), now you have a guide as to exactly how. At least how to fuck one particular comedian, Adrian Colesberry. His book How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry lays out in explicit detail the whys and wherefores of doing him, with chapter titles like “Adrian's Penis: Care and Handling” and “Adrian and Your Asshole.” Mr. Colesberry appears in person to discuss and sign his book, so here's your chance to give him your number before you study up on how to fuck him. (Colesberry also has a site where you can create your own lovemaking guide by taking a sex survey at howtomakeloveto.com.)

Wed., Nov. 18, 7:30 p.m., 2009

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