By the most basic and useful rule in geometry, the ages old transitive law, it follows that if the Internet (A) likes boobs (B), and your video (C) has boobs (B) in it, then the Internet (A) also likes your video (C). It's ninth grade math, and who rules the Web? Ninth graders.

Well, considerably more sophisticated is the following clip from Jonathan D. Haskell, a native Angeleno and gifted musician/composer who's recorded under the name FIRS in the past, and now uses the handle Seven Saturdays. The latter released an eponymous EP earlier this week, and this brief song, “Shallow End” comes from that.

(Video, plus MP3 for other song “Secret Things,” after the jump.)

Haskell's press release makes a couple of references to long drives on Mulholland Drive, but this wouldn't seem out of place cut into the David Lynch film of the same name. Seven Saturdays' music certainly has a cinematic quality to it.

Here's a lengthier example. One that you can take home.

Seven Saturdays – “Secret Things” [MP3]

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