Because cookies, video clips and hilarious interviews aren't enough, there is now a Ron Swanson T-shirt. And it's spectacular. Designed by Tom Trager, it imagines everyone's favorite Parks & Recreation character as the star of a Dr. Seuss book. Only instead of sharing and caring and positive values, it promotes a very Swansonian worldview: Gimme all your bacon. It comes in a rainbow of colors and costs $24.54.

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