We here at The Informer connect dots. Reading through our copious Friday content, we noticed that on the same day a white supremacist seems all but assured of winning a spot on the Rialto school board, a stripper has filed a lawsuit claiming she had sex — sometimes group sex — with Rialto cops at the police union hall.

Fantastic.

The white supremacist, who claims to be a retired teacher (!), assures that he won't allow his “ideology” to affect his decision-making on the board. How reassuring.

The attorney for the Spearmint Rhino employee, meanwhile, says they have “substantial proof to back up these claims.” That should be interesting.

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