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1. Ken Todd and Mauricio Umansky (Last week: Not ranked)
And to think they were fighting just a few short weeks ago. Look at them now! We can hear their giggles from here.
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2. Kyle Richards (Last week: 3)
See above.
3. Kim Richards (Last week: 7)
This Parisian adventure hasn't been easy on Kim, not only because the time change has apparently sent her usual prescription drug routine into a tailspin, but because the resulting loopiness has created some serious suspicion that she's been hitting the bottle again. But we commend Kim for holding it together (ok, she cried some, but at least she didn't turn to booze under stress) despite some shoddy attempts by her friends at being “there for her.” Yes, Lisa Vanderpump, we're referring to your accusation that she'd taken sleeping pills as well as your predilection for gossiping about her craziness when she's right across the table. Nice one.
4. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 2)
Brandi laid low and caused no trouble this week, which may be the first time that's happened since she joined the show.
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5. Yolanda Foster (Last week: 1)
See above.
6. Lisa Vanderpump (Last week: Giggy Vanderpump ranked 6)
Lisa's not scoring points with us this week due to the aforementioned mishandling of Kim's dubious state this week. Whispers and flippant comments don't add up to support in our book.
7. Adrienne Maloof (Last week: 6)
Aw, Adrienne. You've been hiding all season, and now we hear you're not even coming back next year? Boooooooooo.
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