Yes, of course your child is gifted (aren’t they all?), and, of course his guttural ramblings are the precursor to the Great American Novel, but if you can’t get your brat to pipe down, put him on ice — the Pershing Square ice rink, that is. Tuesday is Mommie & Me Stroller Skate day, and for one hour you can actually strap Morgan or Madison or Channing into the stroller, lace up rented skates and glide across the ice, which may provide junior with soothing sensations that rival his Best of Telemann tapes. You can tell the other parents that he's observing cooling trends due to global warming; or that he’s in training to be the next Brian Boitano. H'aven forbid, you confess that you’re just going for fun.

Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. Starts: Jan. 5. Continues through Jan. 19, 2010

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