1. Shaved pussy. It’s not just for porn stars anymore. Art wrangler Vanessa Beecroft’s hairless models make a stubble-free fashion statement in “VB46” at the Gagosian Gallery.


2. The Vagina Monologues. Shut your hole — please!


3. Old vaginas. Esquire runs a splashy summer exposé on what the pussy looks like as it ages. Thanks a lot, guys.


4. Beaver shot. Larry Clark lingers on Bijou Phillips’ crotch for at least a full minute in his film Bully. She’s wearing white-trash blue-jean cutoffs — ya know, where it comes to a slit between the thighs?


5. Big oversize stuffed vaginas. Performance artist Johanna Went goes through her closet and makes a comeback in a summer performance at SideStreet Projects.


6. Pussy is The Center of the World, as film director Wayne Wang discovers. We already knew that, but really, thanks for noticing.


7. Puppy love. Artist Mai Shimohana gets it on with her Yorkshire terrier in a group exhibition at Newspace gallery. Would that be canine-lingus?


8. Hot licks. 379 song titles with the word pussy; 31 artists with the name Pussy; 31 titles with the word cunt; five artists with the name Cunt, my favorite being Anal Cunt.


9. Head shots. Picasso’s nasty drawings go on tour. The New Yorker publishes one of a man or
OH MY GOD, IS
IT A WOMAN?
giving head to
another woman.


10. And the Biggest Pussy Award goes to. Bill Maher, for apologizing for
what he said about September 11.

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