You know, a lot of armchair therapists have had advice for Charlie Sheen: rehab, a year in Haiti, conversion to monk-hood. But what he really needs is a porn star party in L.A. this Friday with the theme “Winning!”

And given that the event will celebrate the release of Not Charlie Sheems's House of Whores XXX, featuring one Capri Anderson, you never know, he just might show.

Better than being interviewed by … nobody, or showing up uninvited to late-night talk shows. What's really cool about the “Charlie Sheen XXX Porn Party” Friday is that …

… you're invited. Sort of.

That's right. It's a quasi-public event. (There's an RSVP list). Nothing like horny, drunk masses to sooth the soul of troubled multimillionaire.

'Not Charlie Sheem's House of Whores XXX' -- really, it's not.

'Not Charlie Sheem's House of Whores XXX' — really, it's not.

It happens at 10 p.m. at R-Lounge, 11608 Ventura Boulevard, Studio City.

Party co-organizer Pete Housley CEO of PornStarTweet:

Charlie has been great for the adult business. We consider him an honorary porn star only because although he's yet to appear on film he's shared his 'Tiger Blood' with so many porn stars; he should be getting paid.

Yeah, Carlos needs more cash. It makes him humble. Plus his suitcase is getting light.

OC Modeling, a porn-star talent agency behind the party, promises more than 100 porn stars will be there, including women Sheen might know:

“We've been forced to expand the size of this party because we are inviting all of the girls that have had any type of sexual contact with Charlie Sheen,” said porn director Will Ryder.

Sounds like good, wholesome, suitcase-optional fun.

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