Barbie DavenporteSettle down, everyone.
Busty, plus-sized, BBW (whatever you wanna call her) porn star Kelly Shibari has finally announced the dates of a big-bang bukkake fest that apparently some people (five of them work at the Jiffy Lube by our office) have been waiting for with bated semen.
The Japanese-American Shibari will provide FREE blowjobs with a bukkake climax to Los Angeles men with a verified STD test to celebrate – you guessed it? – the Japanese defeating the U.S. in the Women's World Cup Finals.
Hooray for school spirit. Or whatever.
So…any gentlemen out there want to take part? All of you? Well here are the deets:
When: Aug. 7
Where: You gotta RSVP to get the location. But if you can't make it you can watch it live via Streamate.
When: 2:30 p.m. and will last “a World-Cup approved 90 minutes.” Cute. It'll be rebroadcast later for fans with time zone issues.
On whom: Kelly Shibari. Pictured here:
Who: The first 30 people to RSVP with a valid STD test obtained at Talent Testing Service. Clinic tests won't be accepted.
Why: Says Shibari:
“There has been an outpouring of support for this show, both from companies and fans. I now have an amazing support team and can't wait to share this form of Japanese erotica as a way to celebrate the Women's World Cup victory.”
Now take note. This will be the 42F (good god) porn star's first bukkake shoot AND her first webcam show, so this is an extra-special event.
RSVP to worldcupbukkake@gmail.com and head to KellyShibariXXX.com for FAQs and other info.
A live chat is scheduled Friday, July 29, at 7 p.m. PST HERE so you can ask any questions you want answered personally.
Hop to it. Hooray America?
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