We love an old-­fashioned, boobalicious burlesque show as much as the next gal (and guy), but sometimes it just feels as if it’s all been done (and undone) every which way it can be. Plus, the burlesque scene in general needs more fellas (gay and straight).

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Leave it to striptease vet and comic Selene Luna to come up with a winning new idea: Brolesque Bingo! This hybrid game show, skin­fest and holiday bash promises everyone will be a winner, with hot hunks taking it all off as the numbers get called. (We’re not sure exactly how they’ll be announcing the numbers, but “ball cages” will surely be part of the action.) Dance vixen Audrey Deluxe and Luna helm the hotness and hilarity, with featured “brolesque” strippers including Wes Would, Jasten King, Bobby Burlesque and John Cantwell.

With two nights of stamps and tramps for only $5 per bingo card (plus cover), Bro Bingo will ring in the holiday season in naughty fashion.

CLUB RIPPLES
5101 E. Ocean Blvd., Long Beach, Sat., Dec. 20, 9 p.m.

AKBAR
4356 W. Sunset Blvd., Silver Lake, Mon., Dec. 22, 8 p.m.

Cover charge at both nights is $5. More information at clubripples.com and akbarsilverlake.com.

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