We have much love for the weed-smoking seniors of Laguna Woods Village in Orange County, a retirement community that marks the epicenter of O.C. conservatism.
About 150 of the 18,000 oldsters there have formed a medical marijuana club and, after their pot gardens were rejected by fellow retirees and then area cops, they've decided to go MacGruber on it.
That's right, these gray-haired geezers got more weed than ...
... Snoop Dogg: They have two off-site, top-secret greenhouses, according to Associated Press.
Since their last grow operation was busted by cops, they're not telling us where their favorite buds are.
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Resident and pot smoker Joe Schwartz says:
Look, whether it's a legal thing or not a legal thing, it helps you. I am 90 years old and I don't mind talking about it.
Move over, Colombian cartels. Make way for the mature mafia.