Jarvis Cocker does the vocals for "Synchronize" the new track by the horrendously named production team Discodeine. We'd watch Jarvis in anything, but here he just sits around a posh hotel room while some circa 1990 heroin chic models shoot up and give each other tattoos. It's Jarvis living out his late-period Bret Easton Ellis fantasy.
And you wanna watch, right?:
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BONUS TRACK: The above is not the weirdest Jarvis Cocker music video. Wanna see THE weirdest JC (he's not Jesus, but he has the same initials, you know) music video? Here, watch:
And before you say anything, yep, that's definitely Jarvis.