Countdown to Michael Jackson's burial: T minus six hours. Stay away from Glendale. Repeat. Stay away from Glendale.
If you want to buy a plot in the same cemetery where Michael Jackson is buried, we've got good news for you, via Craigslist.
If you buy it, however, know that the New York Times is reporting that MJ will be buried in The Great Mausoleum, which appears to be a fitting place for the King of Pop's remains.
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