You can't arrive in dinosaur eggshells, transform yourself into a motorcycle, and wear raw meat red carpet dresses without some malfunctions.
Lady Gaga's decision to zipline into her Good Morning America concert this morning obviously carried some serious concerns, the least of which should not have been worrying that one of those Little Monsters would launch himself up to grab her hemline and drag her into a pit of fans so mouth-foamingly rabid they likely would tear her limb from limb like lions in the Colosseum.
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Alas, she was safe- once she finally made it onstage. Was this karma for not showing up at her L.A. release party Wednesday night?
"Good Morning America" seems to have already pulled their video, but Gawker has it.
Here's a fan's take: