Straight men and conservatives might wanna hide under the tree. Since her last nationwide stand-up tour in 2009, Kathy Griffin has turned 50; sparred, once again, with the grumpy gals on The View ; garnered more Emmy and Grammy nominations; played a lesbian activist on Law & Order ; impersonated Justin Bieber on Jimmy Kimmel Live! ; and very recently poked fun at Bristol Palin, saying she's the “only contestant in the history of Dancing With the Stars to gain weight on the show.” Though she once told Jesus to “suck it,” Griffin has always been full of the Christmas spirit, especially on her live comedy album, Suckin' It for the Holidays , which you can enjoy when you “sit around with your families and celebrate a lot of dick jokes.”

Thu., Dec. 16, 8:15 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 17, 8:15 p.m., 2010

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