Some clients are confused between a Sexologist and a Sex Surrogate—so when they come in for a session, they expect to have sex with me. I let them know that there is no nudity or sexual touching in my office.

Most clients respond apologetically, but one bodybuilder client had the balls to ask, “Can I just masturbate in front of you then?” I could hardly keep a straight face before I said in my most stern voice, “No, absolutely not.”

Then he settled down and confessed that he was afraid his erections did not last long enough. I asked how long he lasted and to my surprise, he said about an hour.

I have a ton of male clients come in because they want to stay erect longer without taking Viagra, Levitra or Cialis. I teach them some penis exercises (to do at home) to help them with their sexual endurance—But only after I reveal that most women don't want or need penetration for a one hour.

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