Listen up beastie boys and girls: If you're heading out to Tom Bergin's, Molly Malone's or any other bar where St. Patrick's Day is a license to ill, check your head before your drive: We're now counting three DUI checkpoints planned for the county.

Along with the aforementioned Wednesday night stop-'n'-sniff in the 300 block of Pico Boulevard in Santa Monica, LAist reports one is planned for Crescent Heights Boulevard and Sunset Boulevard near West Hollywood from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., and Los Angeles Metblogs reports another is aiming for you at an undisclosed location in Arcadia from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m.

So you know the score: Take a cab.

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