Boss got you thirsty for blood? Need a way to cut trees while still remaining active on Digg? Really into bringing weapons to the office? Attention Dwight Schrute — we know what you're getting for Christmas…

Meet the iSaw, the world's first USB powered chainsaw. Yes, you read that right. Lamenting that “current materials used on bodies of chainsaws are too heavy for office use” the vanguards of innovation over at www.usbchainsaw.com figured out how to get a USB 2.0 port to power sharp chains for all your office-based wood cutting needs.

Accoring to the USB die-hards over at EverythingUSB.com the “chainsaw possibly opens a whole new category of USB weaponry tools.” And warms the heart of geeky lumberjacks everywhere. Some stats from the official site:

“Operating Environment: Home and office use”

“Approximate weight: 8.2 lbs” (Like a baby!) And yes, it's both Mac and PC compatible.

LA Weekly