Well hot damn if those bastards over at the Cheezburger network haven't cornered the market on just about everything on the interwebs. They got the cats, the dogs, the foods, and now the shoes? I'm digging their If Shoes Could Kill site, which looks to have been around since March of this year.

I mean, hello. Ratflops! Genius!

And what the hell are these? Do they lift you up?

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And that's all the love they're getting from me today. The end.

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